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A mere 3 twists on the handlebars of this bastards funny hat, & you have yourself a man with equal parts of near limitless strength, speed, agility... and no direction. What more would you expect from a deadbeat junkie gifted with godlike power? The busted petrol-fueled metal cube this guys rockin is what gives him his power. Sucks that it takes premium diesel to make a hero out of a hobo in this world, as our boy has no cash. Sometimes you have to go on a crime spree knocking over liquor stores if it means mankind is safe for another day.
I think we can count on this guy to prevent hell on earth. Maybe in the process, we'll learn a thing or two about ourselves.




"DB3K, Deadbeat 3000, Deadbeat Threethousand, Deadbeat 3thousand" © Nickolai Kilin